Indeed it is a most funderful day, we have a new member of our family. We have decided to call him Staby San Giacomo McRips-a-lot. He was birthed at 7:35 pm on Sunday in the toilet. That little bastard better be grateful that I didn't flush him, I plan to hang that over his head his whole life, which won't be that long, because I'm taking him to the lab where I hope they perform all sorts of painful tests on him. There's one partucular one I'm especially excited for where they shove a hot iron up his urethra.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Caloo Callay!
Indeed it is a most funderful day, we have a new member of our family. We have decided to call him Staby San Giacomo McRips-a-lot. He was birthed at 7:35 pm on Sunday in the toilet. That little bastard better be grateful that I didn't flush him, I plan to hang that over his head his whole life, which won't be that long, because I'm taking him to the lab where I hope they perform all sorts of painful tests on him. There's one partucular one I'm especially excited for where they shove a hot iron up his urethra.
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1 comment:
LOL
ps. poor guy
not the bastard but the jut who birthed it
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