I'm like the Rouge of entertainment media

I've been meaning to post about this for a while, but was stuck in http://limbo.com.
I'm probably the best go karter around, you know. I went last week and was burning rubber and melting faces all over the place. And you know why I'm so good? Because I have a problem playing too many videogames.
Now this has been a secret hypothesis of mine for some time now. Secret because anytime I mention it I get laughed at, but its now been scientifically proven! Me playing games or watching movies containing a certain activity actually makes me better at those activities real-world counterpart. The go karting proved that to me; i was turning corners so tight it'd snap off your johnson. Now this leaves only one more aspect of this matter unsettled, I've always felt that if the situation were right I could summon up some latent, impressed Kung fu abilities. If need be, maybe even throw some fireballs.